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NOPE News: Wilsonville: Population: One
Hello again America. This is your host: Thomas Host, talking to you from NOPE radio station. For the last five years, the United States has been suffering a depression which was brought about when the nation and the Central Powers lost against the Entente in the Great War. The depression was at its worst in 1921, when nearly 1/5 of the nation was unemployed. Many lost their homes and were forced to move into shanty towns called "Wilsonvilles", named after our previous president, Woodrow Wilson, the scumbag who got us into a war we lost and failed to curb the depression, as result of the war. In recent years, however, President James M. Cox has been steadily fixing up these problems plaguing the country. Right now, he's done such a good job that some of these Wilsonvilles are being abandoned by those who once lived there, now with a job and new opportunities.
There is one person, though, who remains in a Wilsonville just outside Omaha, Nebraska. I decided to go up there and interview hi
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NOPE News: Prohibition
Good day America. You're listening to NOPE radio station. I am your host: Thomas Host, here to give you some news I heard about from my father's brother's nephew... which is me.
This morning, the United States government made the eighteenth amendment - the one that bans the production, transportation, and selling of alcohol - official. This has been the result of over a century of women trying to prevent us from drinking things that make us violent and reduce our lifespans. Oddly enough, however, the amendment doesn't actually outlaw the consumption of alcohol so I'm not sure where their priorities are.
Here at NOPE News, we believe that, while alcohol is bad for you, outlawing it will not prevent people from drinking it. Speaking of which,I just remembered that I bought some Jack Daniels a week ago and my wife doesn't know about it.
Well uh... I got to go. This has been your host: Thomas Host, form NOPE radio station, signing out.
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The Silent War of the Two Eagles
It seemed as if a dark cloud enveloped the entire world, because this was the beginning a quiet war.
Two Eagles were pit against each other brought about by the end of a terrible conflict between the two.
One eagle is aided by added by an aggressive bear, with the other, aided by a cunning fish.
One eagle does have the ability to destroy the other, but it could not be done without some sort of miracle.
Between the two of them was a large expanse of water; One couldn't destroy the other without having to cross the near endless dark, blue water, which is nearly impossible.
Instead, these two sides fight a silent war, a war in which neither side could truly win.
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Hello again America. This is your host: Thomas Host, talking to you from NOPE radio station. For the last five years, the United States has been suffering a depression which was brought about when the nation and the Central Powers lost against the Entente in the Great War. The depression was at its worst in 1921, when nearly 1/5 of the nation was unemployed. Many lost their homes and were forced to move into shanty towns called "Wilsonvilles", named after our previous president, Woodrow Wilson, the scumbag who got us into a war we lost and failed to curb the depression, as result of the war. In recent years, however, President James M. Cox has been steadily fixing up these problems plaguing the country. Right now, he's done such a good job that some of these Wilsonvilles are being abandoned by those who once lived there, now with a job and new opportunities.

There is one person, though, who remains in a Wilsonville just outside Omaha, Nebraska. I decided to go up there and interview him personally. Here is the audio recording I made of the interview.

Host: So sir, what's your name?

Jerry: The names Jerry.

Host: Might I ask you, how does it feel to live in a Wilsonville?

Jerry: Look at me. I'm the only one here.

Host: And why is that?

Jerry: Because everyone that used to live here found a job, sold their shacks for scrap, and got a proper house somewhere in the city.

Host: Is there a reason why you still don't have a job?

Jerry: Because President Cox has a personal vendetta against me.

Host: Why? What happened?

Jerry: I called him stupid in grade school.

Host: ...You monster.

Well with that, we all learned a valuable lesson: You should never call anyone stupid. Cause if you do, they may end up being president and make your life miserable. This has been your host: Thomas Host, from NOPE radio station signing out.
NOPE News: Wilsonville: Population: One
Based off a previous alternate history scenario I made awhile back: theplainsman.deviantart.com/ar…
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Professor Layton
A quick and somewhat rough sketch I did of the professor in about 20 minutes.

Professor Layton is owned by Level-5
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So sometime earlier today, I hit a milestone: 1,000 Pageviews. I feel that to celebrate this "momentous" occasion, I've decided that I'll take suggestions from you guys on what you want me to do. I'll take suggestions until April 30th, 11:59PM CST.
Good day America. You're listening to NOPE radio station. I am your host: Thomas Host, here to give you some news I heard about from my father's brother's nephew... which is me.

This morning, the United States government made the eighteenth amendment - the one that bans the production, transportation, and selling of alcohol - official. This has been the result of over a century of women trying to prevent us from drinking things that make us violent and reduce our lifespans. Oddly enough, however, the amendment doesn't actually outlaw the consumption of alcohol so I'm not sure where their priorities are.

Here at NOPE News, we believe that, while alcohol is bad for you, outlawing it will not prevent people from drinking it. Speaking of which,I just remembered that I bought some Jack Daniels a week ago and my wife doesn't know about it.

Well uh... I got to go. This has been your host: Thomas Host, form NOPE radio station, signing out.
NOPE News: Prohibition
This I originally as an assignment for my history class, and where I got the idea for Thomas Host and NOPE radio station.
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President Robotnik
United States President Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik addresses the nation about the "Mobian Menace" that threatens the US.
circa. 1902

Dr. Robotnik is owned by Sega.
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So sometime earlier today, I hit a milestone: 1,000 Pageviews. I feel that to celebrate this "momentous" occasion, I've decided that I'll take suggestions from you guys on what you want me to do. I'll take suggestions until April 30th, 11:59PM CST.

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Thank you for the watch!
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Not a problem. I really like your work.
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Thanks for the favourite

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You're welcome. :)
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Pinkie Chibi Pie Dancing Broken Fighting Dome (Kawaii Please) 
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Hey there!  Thanks for faving a drawing of mine!  Much appreciated!
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No problem man. It was a good drawing.
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Well I'm glad you think so!
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Thanks for the favorite. :)
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You're Welcome.
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